Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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