i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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