sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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