Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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