what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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