We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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