I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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