Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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