Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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