I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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