champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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