I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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