Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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