Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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