I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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