My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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