He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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