I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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