Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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