I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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