i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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