so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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