but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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