never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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