And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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