Yo dont text me then not text me
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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