i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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