..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
