I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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