im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
