Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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