Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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