Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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