what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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