maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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