You're my little dorito
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
