we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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