I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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