so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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