YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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