Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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