Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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