Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it's like iHOP with fire
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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