After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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