have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I wish there were birth control emojis
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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