For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize