we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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