He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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