I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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