U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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