It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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