Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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