She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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