you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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